“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid”
John Wayne

“Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider”
George Carlin

“If at first you don’t succeed maybe you’re just stupid”
T Shirt
“I have the dick, so I make the rules”*
T Shirt
*this T-Shirt fits a specific Asshole-in-Chief to a T.